Disclaimer:
Posted in General, LOL on 12/14/2004 11:58 am by Flora~*I personally do not take any liability for any offense taken by, you the reader, from me, the author. That is all. Also read my Holiday Greeting Disclaimer:
Please accept with no obligations, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the relgious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with resect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all… and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accept calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great, and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual orientation of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibitied by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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December 14th, 2004 at 12:32 pm
Wow Flora.. I guess I accept then, I didn’t see if there was anything that stated that acceptance of that would transfer ownership of my soul or computer, but I trust it nonetheless.
Merry Christmas to you too then! lol
Cheers,
David